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*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*


everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see


i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause


I kind of find it hard to believe that no one else in the kingdom had Cinderella’s shoe size.


if we mutually follow each other there is a 350% chance i’ve started to type a really enthusiastic message into your ask box about how awesome you are but deleted it because it sounded creepy when i read it over for the 832nd time


I have a Masters of Science in Penis

"science before dick. tbh."
-feelings of a scientist (via abittangledup)

What about both?