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dennys:

feeling down? have a bacon.

*cradles you like a newborn infant while you have a bacon*

Thanks Denny’s I needed that


Someone find me a picture of a dude looking very surprised and/or impressed with his boner and write “the dick science was a success!” This is important


bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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cuntakinte:

do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm





"I’ve been hurt so bad and I still love so hard. I admire my heart for that."
-(via squidkneee)


spoo-kyou:

how much money do they pay the models in stock photos

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like

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seriously

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wHAT

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IS

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THIS

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I DON’T

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UNDERSTAND

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WHAT

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IS THAT SALAMI


dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety