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urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*



dashdrive:

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see


dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause


joostz9:

I kind of find it hard to believe that no one else in the kingdom had Cinderella’s shoe size.


polanskis:

if we mutually follow each other there is a 350% chance i’ve started to type a really enthusiastic message into your ask box about how awesome you are but deleted it because it sounded creepy when i read it over for the 832nd time









firemen:

I have a Masters of Science in Penis


"science before dick. tbh."
-feelings of a scientist (via abittangledup)

What about both?